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Take Your Pants off is a song by DJ Not Nice, satirizing pop culture. It is a parody of Club Can't Handle Me by Flo Rida.
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LyricsEdit

White guy:A, one!,
A, two!,
A, you know what to do!

"Imagine stealing people's songs, thumb|300px|right|The officil video
It isn't hard to do"

Rucka:Yeah if they dead!

DJ Not Nice:"If you are cold out,
I know a place you bitches could warm up,
At Chinaman Gay Little Restaurant,
I welcome you to here with my balls out,
So come and eat my little eggroll now,

[Yeah, come in,
Yeah, we're friends,
Yeah, come in,(2X)]
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop

Oh, herro, come in!
Bring your dog
We'll watch him
You sit down, relax
How you want your dog, I-I-I mean you chicken cooked?"

"I'm the best ninja in this place,
Ninja kick, bust on your face,
You shoulda got a can of mace,
Now your pregnant, and the kids has AIDS,
DJ Not Nice goes to space,
Why those spacemen dress like gays?,

  1. No1, Shields Up Engage!
    Data:Captain, there's some sort of Asian!

I'm Commander Keen, bitch!,
I blow up your ship!,
Tell your robot friend, he can suck my dick!,
I'm a kung-fu spaceman, on vacation,
Hand over the keys to your fuckin' spaceship!,

That Muslim, space monster, just raped Alf in the nostril!,
Call me Dark Baiter, son,
I like the dark side of the porn!,"

"I never go out,
I like to sit and play World of Warcraft,
My mother says go work at McDonalds,
I told her she can suck on my gonads,
So come and play with me if you know how!,

[Yeah, come in,
Yeah, we're friends,
Yeah, come in,(2X)]
My Nuckas work for me, you don't know that?,

Random Asian:Ahh, why you betray me?,
I'm on you team!,
You kill me for no reason!
Nucka Asian:Fuck you bitch!
It's Rucka's Nuckas, yeeeah!!!"

"I go down to Jersey Shore,
I meet some short Italian whore,
Me and her like the same stuff,
Gymtan and drycleaning store,

She says "I'm 16 and pregnant",
We get abortion and some breakfast,
She says, "Now I want divorce",
So I enter her butthole by force,

Fist pump! With Guido wops,
All their grandpas are in the mob,
I fuck all the TV teen moms,
And I toss their babies off a building,

I'm Asian,
I was raised in, the Asian part of Beijing,
Now Snookies in my basement,
No more Jersey Shore sensation!!"

"I told all, my friends in the police, that I smoke rocks,
They said..

Police officer:That's all you had to say!!
And we rolled out,
To find some Mexicans at the border,
We smoked their crack, and let them in California,

[Yeah, come in,
Yeah, we're friends,
Yeah, come in,(2X)]
The Situation made some lasagna,

Oh, good lasagna,
How old are you? 35?,
Oh, what you do?,
Oh, you go to club, and fuck sluts?,
Very nice!,"

"I went to Chile, and got the miners out of the cave,
We ate tacos, and took them home to the cave where they live,
And Haiti, oh baby, you drivin' me so crazy,
The way you shake it makes me jizz myself in my Mercedes,

They say that every lady wants a sexy Asian man,
They pay me to rape them,
Oh, you didn't want rape? That's okay!,

I come from Vietnam,
If this video's taken down,
Them Nuckas will load it up, what's up?,"

"If you are cold out,
I know a place you bitches could warm up,
At Chinaman gay little restaurant,
I welcome you to here with my balls out,
So come and eat my little eggroll now,

[Yeah, come in,
Yeah, we're friends,
Yeah, come in,(2X)]
Our pork is made in little-kid sweatshop,

Black guy:Take yo pants off [6x],
Take yo fucking pants off!

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