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This parody contribute's to the great god of the universe, & christan Nuckas !


C'Mon YO this page is STILL BULLSHIT!!! this page is still being worked on. so help out on pages that need fixing & work and repair some loose end's

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LyricsEdit

White Guy:"Someone black just stole my car,

How my kids goona get to the waterpark?
If you needed a ride, just ask,
Now I'm stuck at home. Guess I'll beat my wife!
Just wait 'till Jesus gets back,
He'll by real pissed off that you did that,
He got some caps with your name on them bitch ass!
Keep playing games. I'll pray for you asshole!"


Backup crew:"Hey everyone, you should thumb|300px|right|Rucka's holy video ;D

Rucka:(Read the Bible!)

Back up: It says,


Rucka:(Don't do drugs!)

And don't get sexually aroused (When wiping your ass!)
And make sure you don't fuck anyone's (Butthole!)
And don't give AIDS to your (Uncle!)
'Cause I come in the name of Jesus, Mary, and all them nuckas!"


"God is my guy

I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!"


White guy:Now don't kill your kid with a fork,

And don't fuck your grandma when she's plugged into the wall,
And don't give blowjobs for a dollar in a high school bathroom,
That's not cool!!,
And don't have sex
And don't get raped
And don't masturbate in your momma's basement
And don't kill a baby with a coat hanger
And keep Kosher, just in case"


God, is the guy that you don't (Wanna fuck with),

'Cause he'll pop all (You dumb shits),
And he's been around (Like a million years),
And he's got a son,
And his name is (Jesus),
And he died like a hundred years ago,"


Who da fuck's Jesus?

That's that one dude who's dead on a cross!


"God is my guy

I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!"


Yo!

I'm always praying, like everybody, in my chruch (To Jesus!)
'Cause no one got their salad tossed like he did
I'm saying God got...got...got...'Cause no one cares about God
They just wanna roll with His kid, Jesus


That's what all my niggas talkin' 'bout!


God is my guy

I'm rolling with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!


God is my guy

I'm rolling with my ninja, Jesus Christ
Satan can suck on my cock tonight
Some yellow nigga just burned my rice
Let's go Jesus!

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