ILost My Jobs is a parody of Someone like you which is dedicated to the death of Steve Jobs who was a greedy jew and founded Macintosh industries! it also contains some of the usual behavior of mac users worldwide & the great uses of mac technology done by Rucka & his crew.

C'Mon YO this page is STILL BULLSHIT!!! this page is still being worked on. so help out on pages that need fixing & work and repair some loose end's

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Rucka Rucka Ali- iLost My Jobs

Rucka Rucka Ali- iLost My Jobs.

the great video by Toby & his mates


[opening stream]

Toby Queef:"I heard,

Steve Jobs Got Some,

Aids & Died & he,

Left behind Billions of

Dave Matthew fans.

I heard,

Good ol' Steve,

Joined the Flowers, Grass & trees,

Well that's a-ccording to them Gay hippies,

He WAS actually fed to Bill Gates to eat.

And I broke,

(Backup crew:oooOOOOOoo)

Down & cried & I,

Prayed to God, Jesus,

Will you get us by,

Till they drop the iPhone Dildo 5?

And the TurtleNeck that your wore with such pride,

Made ME think you probably sleep with guys,

& i heard that you're an adopted Arab,

Tell uncle Osama i said HiiiiIIIiii!!"


"No one's life meant more,

To hipster white jewwssss,

Drinking Starbucks,


To U2,

I know your somewhere,

OUT there,

Wearing some sandals,

Made from Hemp,

Some Apple users are gay,

But most of them are bi,

Some apple users are gay,

But most of them blow guys!!"

[Short break]

"When i go the Apple store,

I ask for something i can use for E-mail & porn,

& some Faggot talks me into buying something more,

and my farm I got nowhere! I could plug in the cord,

And I end up leaving there with 2 iPads,

& a 2 year Genius blowjob plan,

& a T-shirt that says 'Obama fan',

& a coupon for Transgender pants.

& i'll be taking me a shit on my own front porch,

& get a call on my iPod,

& they say..

Steve & Toby:This is Mr Macintosh,

You have agreed to Suck My Balls!!,

I'm coming over there to touch your Cock,

Toby:Ohh Yeah"

Chorus 2:

"No one touched more bi-,

Sexual white jewwssss,

Blocks of faggots waiting for,

iPad 2,

When i turn on My PC,

iTunes keeps reminding ME,

thats there's a new version of,

Their service now for FreeeeEEEeeee.


"If steve was here,

We'd have us a beer,

& talk bout the times that we had,

& Bill would come too,

He looks like a jew,

My Grandpa is also my Daaaaaaaadddddd!!"

Chorus 3:

"No one's life touched more,

Hipster white jewwssss,

Driving Hybrids,

Knitting belts,

& shooeeeessss!!,

Groom your mustache,

You Fags!!,

Come around me & i'll beat your ASS!!,

Some apple users eat sushi with soy milk & those are the Faaaacctttts!"

Chorus 4:

"No ones touched more bi-,

Sexual white jewwssss,

Drinking latte,

sending cash,

To Darfffur,

IF steve is,

IN Hell!!,

He's probably gotta use the computers he sell,

Some apple users like blowing each other,

while using a Maaacccc,

Some apple users are gay,

But none of them are blaaaccckk"


"Now which one of you riding out,

In honor of Steve Jobs life,

Lets all buy this song on iTunes,

It's the way Steve would have wanted it.

Will Ferrell:Your my boy blue.

[ending stream]