the officil video of: I'M Chinease

I'm Chinee is a parody of a song sung by the Black Eyed Peas, Imma Be". The song's lyrics basically depicts a normal life in China, like the ban of being dykes (a.k.a. Lesbians.) or Taiwanese. Later in the song, pictures of Thuy Trang ( the yerrow Ranger ) is shown as in dedication to her.


Kim Jong Il: "I'm a Korean.


DJ Not Nice: "Oh herro.

It's me.

DJ Not Nice."

"In China we,

Cannot be,

Dykes or,



Gave to me,


Wanna see.

I might be,


I dunno my,


I'm Chinese,

Get This,

Price Tag,

Off of me.

In China we,

Now have,



I can see,

Show called,



Why they yellow?

That make fun of,


Sing this song,

Rucka Rucka Ali."

"I'm a drop,

Atom bombs,

On you white devils,

China take over,


In 2012,"

Chinease Soldier: Ha!

DJ Not Nice:"China is,

Very big,

Whatcha gonna do?,

We got,

2 billion,

China men,

And not one Jew!

Chinese soldier Elite: Haha!

DJ Not Nice:"China make you,

Kill all your,

Female kids,

Cause we have,

Too many,


And China has,

Not enough,


China be,

So very sad,

Because we don't,

Have any friend's!"

"In China we,

Crap in our beds,

Because we can't,

Buy a Matress!,

We missed 2005,

And 6,

High-pitch chinease girl: "I was high!"

DJ Not Nice:" I was high on,


China has,

Very small wang,

'Very small',


China drink on,

Kool Aid!,

Economy of,

Dirty underage,

Sex slaves,

We get Murdered,

If we don't like,

China President!,

Thats a restruant,

In Detroit,

They shoot,


"In China we,


Gonna bomb Germany,

Come on please,


How come we,

Can not be,


We ain't got shit,

And we live in a dirty ditch,

with some animals,

pass the fucking butter please.

I got soy sauce,

Now I need some dog meat,

I can eat,

What I want,

Don't make fun of me,

I can meet Rucka Ruck,

I heard he lives in the street,

Why can't we go to america?!!

I'll get me a bus pass and we could roll,

we'll open up a won-ton dry cleaning store.

I could also coach wheelchair basketball,

how come we, chinee, are like five feet tall?

I can sell cereal,

while stealing stereos,

bury your terrier,

he's an AIDS carrier,

We can make a show with Morgan Freeman,

We call it "Everybody gets shot by Raymond",

Somebody messed up the song,

Now it just got racist,

Black people been through enough,

Random guy: Forty cases!

Dj Not Nice: Why don't we just

send all white people to Africa?

Cause chinee people are taking over America,


I'm the boss,

I can tell you where to go,

get the bros on the bus,

and send them down the road.

Bro #1: Peace

Dj Not Nice: We can go vegan,

but we gotta eat dog,

we'll beat 'em up,

cause adrenaline tastes good,

I can read stuff like books,

Cause I made something of my life,

I tried to get by on looks,

but it looks I'm closing my eyes,

All you punk-ass, bitch ass ninjas,

Suck my dick, cause you ain't shit cause,

I come here from Indo-China,

China has sideways-vagina!

China be the best at baseball! (Yup!)

Filipinos have little butt holes!

I'm China Number One guy, (Because)

I have one dollar fifty-five (Nigga)

I must listen to em-per-or,

because he has bad tem-per-er.

I'm not some kind of gambler,

Australia has kangaroo!

I'm Chinee.

Why can't we,

All just be,

friends with me?

I give you the good rice

In China, we eat Chinee food (I like that)

I'm Chinee

Why not me play Ghandi in movie?

I could break up a hood fight I tell Crips and Blood to be cool

I'm Chinee I know which, ninja killed, Kennedy

I'm one of the good guys I teach secret service, ninja mooooves

I'm Chinee I'm not even in Ninja Kid 3 They hired some girl that time

I mean Karate Kid Three No, Four! I'm Chinee It's gay

How my videos that deleted.

But the Ruckas Nuckas load them videos up, and tell everybody at school (Yeah)

I'm Chinee So call me to MC your party

Weddings, or Bar Mitzvahs I even do funerals Lets go!

Everybody! Touch somebody! Don't be scared of them pressing charges!

Put some Saki in your coffee! Tell your mother to get off me.

Ninja turtle was good movie I remember when I saw it.

Then the second one was better And the third one was whatever.

And I like the Power Rangers: Billy, Jason, and the black guy.

They had to save the world, from the lady who looked like Kim Jung Ill.

Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9/11?

I thought they could of stopped it

I guess they were busy

fighting putties.

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

I'm Chinee

Now buy me on iTunes, bitch!