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Christmas In Afghanistan is an Xmas song sung by Toby Queef about the american marine's celebrating christmas while fighting to kil the evil Jihad's within thw west asian countries [A.K.A the istan countries].


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LyricsEdit

[Mermorable opening stream]

Toby Queef:"Well it's that time of year,

When Jeses died,

The day when i like,
Rucka Rucka Ali - Christmas in Afghanistan04:45

Rucka Rucka Ali - Christmas in Afghanistan.flv

the officil video by toby

Staying inside,

Eat me some turkey,

& fuck my ladies Mouth!,

Well it's that time i drink,

Jim Beam eggnog,

I beat my kids,

& pray to God,

To keep them jews,

From movin to the south!,

But THIS christmas,

I'm not at home!,

I'm shooting at Dot-Heads,

With drones!!,

I'm having me,

Baked beans,

& beer,

In Afghanistan this Year!!!"

"Christmas in Af-ghanistan,

Were there when freedom calls!,

Christmas in Af-ghanistan,

Y'all terrorists Suck My Balls!,

See me flying over your town,

Then you call me Saint Nick!

We're droppin some bombs on Afganistan,

Got Osama's Head-On-a-stick!!"

"This christmas i aint gettin no,

Denny's feast,

& i won't be punching out,

Jenny's teeth!,

I'm standing on the line,

'Tween Death & Life!,

I'm shooting at a man,

With 7 wives!!,

Ain't no TV where i'm at,

Were watching Ayrabs,

Get shot in the Ass!

& I'll Blow your cave up,

If i must!

You should'a thought TWICE!!,

'Fore you Fuck with us!,

Cause THIS christmas,

Were fighting back!,

For freedom fries,

& for Big-Mac!,

If freedom die's,

It's taking me!,

With all you,

Sand-Monkies!!"

"Christmas in Af-ghaistan,

Were there when freedom calls!,

Christmas in Af-ghaistan,

Y'all terrorists Suck My Balls!,

See me flying over your town,

Then you call me Saint Nick!,

We're droppin some bombs on Afganistan,

Got Osama's Head-On-A-Stick!!"

"& if i come home,

In bits & parts!,

Least i made Bin Laden,

Eat my Farts!,

So bury me wrapped in the,

Stripes & stars,

& pray that no Black guy,

Steals my Car!!"

"Christmas in Af-ghaistan,

(Af-ghaistan)

Were there when freedom calls!,

Christmas in Af-ghaistan,

Y'all terrorists Suck My Balls!,

(For 9:11)

See me flying over your town,

(9:11)

Then you call me Saint Nick!,

(Were gonna get YOU!)

We're dropping some bombs on Afganistan,

Got Osama's Head-On-A-Stick!!"

YEeeeeeaaaaAAAAahhhHH!!,

America! (2X)

AmericaaAAa!

9:11! (2X)

America! (2X)

AMERICA O'YEAH!!!

America

[ending stream]

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