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Al Qaedirection is a song about the Evil (& arab patriot) Zayn Hussein of One Direction. It chronicles his magical 9/11 adventure, the forming of the titular band Al Qaedirection and his plan of blowing up America.
Al direction
==Lyrics==
[plane intercom beep]
[opening stream]
Pilot:
Attention passengers. Please listen to an important message by your flight's captain.
Zayn:
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Down down down down
Not gonna fly home
Home home home home
We're gonna die bros
Bros bros bros bros
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
One day I met my friends in Londonistan
Harry Bols:
Harry Bols!
Louis B. Gay:
Louis B. Gay!
Niall Eleven:
Niall Eleven!
Liam Bitchtits:
Liam Bitchtits!
Zayn:
We started a group together and called it Al Qaedirection
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Harry:
What's up?
Niall:
Chippy chop
Louis:
I am Louis, I like caulk
Zayn:
I am Zayn, from Iraq
I run this shit, I call the shots
You're all my hostages, this is a jihad
Others:
Oh no!
Zayn:
If you cooperate I'll show you my nuts

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Let's go!
Niall:
I just heard X Factor's tonight
Zayn:
Yeah
Liam:
Winner gets flown to the United States
Zayn:
Then we could kill all of the whites
All: Uh huh
Others: Put your pants on, this is our time
Al Qaedirection:
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Down down down down
Not gonna fly home
Home home home home
We're gonna die bros
Bros bros bros bros
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Simon Cowell:
That was absolutely DREADFUL
Quite possibly the WORST thing I've heard in my ENTIRE life
Zayn: You were saying?
Simon:
That was fantastic!
Pack your bags boys, you're going to America
Al Qaedirection: The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Harry: Oh gosh, this is posh
Louis: Where's the potty, I must wash
Liam: Are there no crumpets to nosh?
Niall: This what they call a toothbrush?
Zayn: This shitty country did some terrible stuff
You know
It would be funny if we blow it all up
Others: Fo sho
Zayn: The award show's starting tonight
Yeah
We'll perform and blow ourselves up and die
Niall: I'm not sure that I want to die
Uh uh
Zayn: Russell Brand is the host
Niall: Oh, then alright
Russell Brand: Up next we got Al Qaedirection with their hit single "Ima Jihadi Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum"
Al Qaedirection:
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Ima jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
Zayn: Well
That is my story, bro
(Al Qaedirection: Not gonna fly home)
Zayn: A story of life, friendship, and jihad
(Al Qaedirection: We're gonna die bro)
Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and 72 directioners
Al Qaedirection: The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

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